The Medical Specialties Witticism

DrHGuy first heard this while in medical school. It is also the only joke DrHGuy recalls from medical school that doesn’t feature a cadaver.

The Medical Specialties

Internist: A doctor who knows everything but does nothing.

Surgeon: A doctor who knows nothing but does everything.

Psychiatrist: A doctor who knows nothing and does nothing.

Pathologist: A doctor who knows everything and does everything — but too late.

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