June 4, 2012 – DrHGuy Returns From Hilton Head Bloodied But Unbowed

Post Vacation Quiz

The wounds in the photo (taken mid-week, two full days after the incident) were caused by

A. A dermabrasion procedure gone tragically awry

B. An altercation with a 235 pound New Jersey matron over the last XXXL raspberry Salty Dog t-shirt (Salty Dog t-shirts being the iconic Hilton Head apparel) in stock

C. A singularly grotesque case of a water pick run amok

D. An asphalt facial four miles into a planned five mile run

E. Failure to read all the instructions for a marital aid

2 thoughts on “June 4, 2012 – DrHGuy Returns From Hilton Head Bloodied But Unbowed

  1. Shouldn’t have happened, especially not on vacation. Couldn’t have happened to the wronger person. Wouldn’t be B, would it?
    Must be D (resembles my face after a similar encounter a few years ago).
    Be well soon.

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