Why The Duchess, AKA Penny Showalter, Doesn’t Participate In Orgies

Q: Why doesn’t The Duchess, aka Penny Showalter, participate in orgies?

A: Too many thank-you notes to write.

I once posted the observation that there cannot be an app that automatically sends a thank-you note immediately on any appropriate occasion — because, if it existed, The Duchess, aka Penny Showalter, would be its foremost user. Anyhow, it occurred to me that her obsession with thank-you notes does explain a lot.

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